But it's impossible not to be massively entertained by a woman who refers euphemistically to oral sex as 'going to Rio' in memory of the first man who suggested she get a Brazilian bikini wax, considers vodka a food group and who holds up glamour as the first of the commandments. She's got the cr me de la cr me along with her for the ride, including her best friend, the fabulously wealthy heiress Julie Bergdorf, who is tr s supportive of her nervous breakdown 'You'll be able to dine out on how crazy you went in Paris for months' and a posse of chattering, Harry Winston bedecked clones with whom to limo around New York. Despair occasionally strikes when her latest prince turns into yet another toad, but it's nothing an invitation to an uber-exclusive Hermes sale and a gallon or so of Bellinis can't fix.

(Potential Husband) 'Have you any idea how awesome your skin looks if you are engaged?' and the perfect butt-shaping pair of Chloe jeans. Blissfully self-interested and flush with the cheeriness that comes from being, well, flush, Miss Disposable Income 2004 sashays her way through New York society in search of the perfect P.H. Our unnamed London-born heroine is New York's favorite 'champagne-bubble-about-town' and just as effervescent and exhilarating as a fine bottle of Dom Perignon. No, it's not a rerun of Wild America it's the world of dressed-to-the-nines Park Avenue heiresses, aka Bergdorf Blondes, botoxed to within an inch of their barely-into-the-third-decade lives. They live in a strictly hierarchical, alpha-dog, eat-or-be-eaten world. By night, I’m on the prowl for the ultimate accessory a Bergdorf Blonde must have: an impossibly rich man with a very large diamond ring. By day, I write articles for a fashion magazine. I gave up England for Princeton to my mother’s horror. The gossips call me a champagne bubble of a girl. Honestly, it requires a level of commitment comparable to, say, learning Hebrew or quitting cigarettes.īut first, a little bit about moi. You wouldn’t believe the dedication it takes to be a gorgeous, flaxen haired, dermatologically perfect New York girl with a life that’s fabulous beyond belief. Absolutely everyone wants to be one, but it’s très difficult.

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